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Life changing...

Unread post by Shazzoir » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:29 pm

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Unread post by gregvalentine » Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:17 pm

Hmmm, that really doesn't make a lot of sense. If she took a shine to the bigfoot and wanted to start a relationship, I can understand the divorce part, but wouldn't she look more appealing to the big guy if she PUT ON 125 pounds?

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Unread post by Simon M » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:10 am

I'm trying to imagine the episode of Jerry Springer that could be made about this. They'd need much bigger security guys, that's for sure.

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Unread post by Black » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:43 pm

I agree, Greg. Did she see it's big foot or big something else? (love)

I'm thinking the latter, as she was sooo impressed with what she saw (love) , she divorced her husband AND lost some kilos. I'm guessing poor ol hubby just didn't measure up. (no no)

Hmmm, strange lady. So, she's suing California because there's no law for bigfoot (or it's bears) to wear pants and hide their well hung crown jewels from her.....

Next, she'll be suing her local butcher for hanging salamis and bratwurst sausages in his display window!

Where does this woman get off? (scared)

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Unread post by hillbilly » Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:33 pm

Where?
It's pretty obvious, She has been in the "small goods" section way too long. (poke tongues)

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Unread post by Black » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:50 am

On the advice of the woman's attorneys, the woman has dropped the lawsuit as they told her she would be "eaten alive."

Ten points for persistence though, the woman and her attorneys are preparing a new lawsuit.

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Unread post by gregvalentine » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:11 pm

Black wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:50 am
On the advice of the woman's attorneys, the woman has dropped the lawsuit as they told her she would be "eaten alive."

Ten points for persistence though, the woman and her attorneys are preparing a new lawsuit.
Demanding that the bigfoot appear in court would surely raise an almighty stink, not to mention the infra-sound.

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