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Searcher wrote:I feel like a clairvoyant having predicted exactly what those photos would be like... Nothing but blobs and blurs!

A clear photograph is sharp focus would be nice. Or even better, a smartphone movie in HD. It's not that hard...unless there's nothing there in the first place.

Yeah, I was about to comment on your clairvoyancy skills Searcher.

T.

Thanks Tuckeroo. I'm trying to remain modest.

Seeing they have so much in common, I’d like to suggest Bushtuckerman and Bushyankee get together, preferably over a bush campfire at night, and rave on about the 'amazing' blurry detail in their ‘incredible’ photographs. They could almost be brothers!

Searcher wrote:I feel like a clairvoyant having predicted exactly what those photos would be like... Nothing but blobs and blurs!

No need for clairvoyance here, the BS meter went off long before he said he had photo's.

Just need to read the first post in this thread.

I was still hoping for a possible pic despite the umm..theories in the initial post.

I know we should be polite and all that but I kind of feel like "this guy is pissing on us without even having the courtesy of calling it rain!" (Thank you Sigourney Weaver - The Avatar).

Well put Trevor.

I have a good idea who it was. He's been banished from here before.

No doubt he will try again at some stage.



DMH

Hi Bushtucker, man those are some photos you have there! Perhaps if I were nine times over the legal alcohol limit and/or my eyesight was as blurry as your photos, I might see what your talking about. Seeing as that's not the case, any chance you can draw outlines in bright red on your photos of each of the fantastic creatures you've photographed? At the moment Bushtucker, man the hominids in your photos are totally on par with the paragraphs in your first post above.

Scarts wrote:Hi Bushtucker, man those are some photos you have there! Perhaps if I were nine times over the legal alcohol limit and/or my eyesight was as blurry as your photos, I might see what your talking about. Seeing as that's not the case, any chance you can draw outlines in bright red on your photos of each of the fantastic creatures you've photographed? At the moment Bushtucker, man the hominids in your photos are totally on par with the paragraphs in your first post above.

Why, do I perchance note a hint of sarcasm . . . ?

No sarcasm from me whatsoever. Every one of my sentences is matter of fact.

Scarts wrote:No sarcasm from me whatsoever. Every one of my sentences is matter of fact.

It's official: Scarts doesn't understand sarcasm . . . oh well, no bother . . .

Hey bushtucker

man thanks for that, i'm still wiping the tears from my eyes, but, i think the cheese has slipped off you're cracker mate.

Meriam-webster dictionary "Sarcasm is the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone".

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

I'm offended! (Now that's sarcasm!)

Re-read my post again, Macca. They are some photos. If I had blurry eyesight or were legally blind, or blind rotten drunk, I might be able to see with my minds eye what Bushtucker sees. Bushtucker drawing on his own photos would help everyone understand Bushtucker! The paragraphing is non existent in Bushtucker's post just like the hominids are non existent in Bushtucker's photos. No opposite meanings there, Macca.

This mate seems like another troll and or nutjob I have seen on Facebook before called Ben N**** ( named witheld ) who was posting exactly the same sort of stuff on various Yowie / Crypto pages. It is at least entertaining I suppose.

For a short while.

Sorry Rastus...not entertaining. Not even for a short while. This galah is obviously a dead set wanker and is best totally ignored.

Rastus wrote:This mate seems like another troll and or nutjob I have seen on Facebook before called Ben N**** ( named witheld ) who was posting exactly the same sort of stuff on various Yowie / Crypto pages. It is at least entertaining I suppose.

For a short while.

Hi Ratus,

You're on the money with the name.


DMH

Rastus wrote:This mate seems like another troll and or nutjob I have seen on Facebook before called Ben N**** ( named witheld ) who was posting exactly the same sort of stuff on various Yowie / Crypto pages. It is at least entertaining I suppose.

For a short while.

Hi Rastus, What I find surprising about Bushtuckerman’s post is that he mentions the Neanderthals,
Homo Floresiensis, the Annunaki mine workers, Seraphim’s, Aboriginal mythology and the
Rainbow Serpent etc. while at the same time managing to weave himself into the story.

The post shows a good knowledge of key names and events in the subject matter but also a capacity
for fantasy and story telling. It made me question his mental health as I did have sympathy for his
state of mind when I was reading it.
If mental health is the case, why in the post does he seem to go out of his way to show that he is
that way inclined. If that isn’t the case why would a sceptic have that knowledge and then could be
bothered creating that kind of post.

The length of detail he goes into is surprising. Like more of a idiot-servant than a dreamer or not
from someone that can hold down a job on the council.
Makes it feel like the post is by someone else pretending to be someone like Bushtuckerman.
A kind of proxy hoax. All this is seen in the style rather then the content. It seems too over the top
for its own good.

There may be more to this post then meets the eye and Bushtuckerman may not be as dim as he sims.
Come back Mr B. and tell me I’m just as crazy as your pretending to be. You must be coming back to
AYR and enjoying the comments you stimulated. Going by what’s in your head you must have more to say.


T.

Oh

My

God...

Tuckeroo wrote:
What I find surprising about Bushtuckerman’s post is that he mentions the Neanderthals,
Homo Floresiensis, the Annunaki mine workers, Seraphim’s, Aboriginal mythology and the
Rainbow Serpent etc. while at the same time managing to weave himself into the story.

The post shows a good knowledge of key names and events in the subject matter but also a capacity
for fantasy and story telling. It made me question his mental health as I did have sympathy for his
state of mind when I was reading it.
If mental health is the case, why in the post does he seem to go out of his way to show that he is
that way inclined. If that isn’t the case why would a sceptic have that knowledge and then could be
bothered creating that kind of post.

The length of detail he goes into is surprising......
Makes it feel like the post is by someone else pretending to be someone like Bushtuckerman.
A kind of proxy hoax. All this is seen in the style rather then the content. It seems too over the top
for its own good.

T.

Hey Tuckeroo

I had similar suspicions and thoughts on the matter.

As you say he has good knowledge of key names but the way it was written suggests he is either not in a good frame of mind or its someone taking the p i s s.

The below quotes from Bushtuckerman I found most disturbing if indeed he is telling it as it is.

I could have pasted the whole post.

Bushtuckerman wrote: The supreme deitie of the URU civilisation is AEA and he is the god of the bible and he has lived in the central coast bushland for 33 years that I know of because I have seen him and he is an annunaki alien who created humans as helpers workers in mines etc. He is awesome beyond words and I have seen him up close about 6FT and I know a lot of biblical figures who live in the Aussie bush including cherubims, seraphim(A giant crossbred with rainbow serpent alien dna) ............ Basically the garden of eden is real and its in the bushland at the central coast but I won't tell you exactly where because the hominins creatures in that area are like extended members of my family and I don't want anyone getting brave and shooting them etc. I don't know what to do. I know where Yahweh lives basically and Gabriel and archangel Archangel Michael from the tora bible etc. I am so scared of yowies that I moved to city. ........

Tuckeroo wrote:

Rastus wrote:This mate seems like another troll and or nutjob I have seen on Facebook before called Ben N**** ( named witheld ) who was posting exactly the same sort of stuff on various Yowie / Crypto pages. It is at least entertaining I suppose.

For a short while.

Hi Rastus, What I find surprising about Bushtuckerman’s post is that he mentions the Neanderthals,
Homo Floresiensis, the Annunaki mine workers, Seraphim’s, Aboriginal mythology and the
Rainbow Serpent etc. while at the same time managing to weave himself into the story.

The post shows a good knowledge of key names and events in the subject matter but also a capacity
for fantasy and story telling. It made me question his mental health as I did have sympathy for his
state of mind when I was reading it.
If mental health is the case, why in the post does he seem to go out of his way to show that he is
that way inclined. If that isn’t the case why would a sceptic have that knowledge and then could be
bothered creating that kind of post.

The length of detail he goes into is surprising. Like more of a idiot-servant than a dreamer or not
from someone that can hold down a job on the council.
Makes it feel like the post is by someone else pretending to be someone like Bushtuckerman.
A kind of proxy hoax. All this is seen in the style rather then the content. It seems too over the top
for its own good.

There may be more to this post then meets the eye and Bushtuckerman may not be as dim as he sims.
Come back Mr B. and tell me I’m just as crazy as your pretending to be. You must be coming back to
AYR and enjoying the comments you stimulated. Going by what’s in your head you must have more to say.


T.

I thought the "dinosaur buddy" was pretty convincing..

So after looking at these pics with an open mind......
I have to say - its not very convincing!
Actually I can't see anything that resembles anything on any level. Lots of green blur.

Like Mulder says "I want to believe" but in this case....sorry.

Respect also.

This guy is a troll. Ben Schwass or whatever he is calling himself these days. He posts the same inerrant c**p on facebook and has been booted off many pages there too.

The 'photographs' and pish about giants and 'annanuki' are the dead give away. Fool.

Hey Bushtucker, man, you've got to be more careful which photos you upload!

You accidentally uploaded your sex dungeon photos instead of your pet dinosaur photos! Whoops! You also accidentally uploaded your private hairy man photos instead of your hairyman photos and dogging photos instead of your dogman photos! Double whoopsies!

Hey, it's a bit unfair you've been banned and can read this but can't respond!

Scarts wrote:Hey Bushtucker, man, you've got to be more careful which photos you upload!

You accidentally uploaded your sex dungeon photos instead of your pet dinosaur photos! Whoops! You also accidentally uploaded your private hairy man photos instead of your hairyman photos and dogging photos instead of your dogman photos! Double whoopsies!

Hey, it's a bit unfair you've been banned and can read this but can't respond!

It's both amazing and worrisome that Scarts is able to clearly identify these particular perversions . . .

macquariedave wrote:

Scarts wrote:Hey Bushtucker, man, you've got to be more careful which photos you upload!

You accidentally uploaded your sex dungeon photos instead of your pet dinosaur photos! Whoops! You also accidentally uploaded your private hairy man photos instead of your hairyman photos and dogging photos instead of your dogman photos! Double whoopsies!

Hey, it's a bit unfair you've been banned and can read this but can't respond!

It's both amazing and worrisome that Scarts is able to clearly identify these particular perversions . . .

Dave, that is really funny! Think you have missed your true vocation in life... comedy writing.

Searcher wrote: Dave, that is really funny! Think you have missed your true vocation in life... comedy writing.

In retrospect, it may be more of a concern that I knew what he was referring to . . .

Another zinger:
I don't believe in re-incarnation, but I may have in a previous life . . .

I'm sorry but the photos look like they were taken with a toaster