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greybush wrote:I'm sorry but the photos look like they were taken with a toaster

Now why didn't Dave think of that...

Searcher wrote:

greybush wrote:I'm sorry but the photos look like they were taken with a toaster

Now why didn't Dave think of that...

I guess it just didn't pop-up . . .

Thats a 'crummy' joke Dave..

Yes, a hot joke but dry sense of humour from the crusty one!

This was, indeed, a detailed attempt at trolling....it didn't work because nobody got hostile with Bushtuckerman. To be fair, he did put some effort into making his story entertaining, and I appreciated that. I did chuckle about the rainbow serpent stuff. It was novel and imaginative.

I especially loved the fact that Searcher predicted what Bushtckerman's photos would look like before he posted them. Classic.

Here's a photo of a rare creature that lives in my backyard....canis familiaris.

Searcher wrote:I feel like a clairvoyant having predicted exactly what those photos would be like... Nothing but blobs and blurs!

A clear photograph is sharp focus would be nice. Or even better, a smartphone movie in HD. It's not that hard...unless there's nothing there in the first place.

I can't see anything in those pictures except blurry trees and plants.

greybush wrote:I'm sorry but the photos look like they were taken with a toaster

I am dead set rolling around in fits of laughter at this gem, bless you for this hilarious addition to my vocabulary for each 'blurry yowie' photo I see from this point on, hahahahahah! Solid gold!

Shazz

yowiedan wrote:
I can't see anything in those pictures except blurry trees and plants.

That is because the Men In Black have shielded the files with an Insertive Diversionary Interference Of Transmission algorithm in order to stop Bushtuckerman's information from getting out to the public.

There is a hack available that sometimes counters the IDIOT algorithm though. All one has to do is make for oneself a small shielding device out of metal (quality aluminium foil sometimes works), place said shield on one's head and chant 'Illuminati' backwards seventy seven times. This should reverse the algorithm and allow one to see the now clear images.

Or if no appropriate shielding is available, one could simply drink a large volume of strong alcohol, or even better, a tea made from certain spotted mushrooms found growing in cow paddocks after rain.

DISCLAIMER: The latter hack may expose creatures in the images that are very different to the ones seen by Bushtuckerman.

Wolf wrote:

yowiedan wrote:
I can't see anything in those pictures except blurry trees and plants.

That is because the Men In Black have shielded the files with an Insertive Diversionary Interference Of Transmission algorithm in order to stop Bushtuckerman's information from getting out to the public.

There is a hack available that sometimes counters the IDIOT algorithm though. All one has to do is make for oneself a small shielding device out of metal (quality aluminium foil sometimes works), place said shield on one's head and chant 'Illuminati' backwards seventy seven times. This should reverse the algorithm and allow one to see the now clear images.

Or if no appropriate shielding is available, one could simply drink a large volume of strong alcohol, or even better, a tea made from certain spotted mushrooms found growing in cow paddocks after rain.

DISCLAIMER: The latter hack may expose creatures in the images that are very different to the ones seen by Bushtuckerman.

Hey, Wolf don't dis the Men in Black they may pay you a visit. Interesting video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45qYhzbGp4