1st round of Consolation prizes

[Dean Harrison]

As we are all aware, Chewy won the Major Prize this year. Again, Congrats to you our Friend.

This time around we are heading into the Consolation prize Locker.

The Major Prize was supposed to be a Competition, however Pix, Cass and Myself had already chosen the Winner no matter what the outcome, and therefore the vote would have been rigged, so we (they), decided to simply hand it to him up front.

This one is real!

Second prize: The first person to call what this prize is – Wins...... Simple!

Here are the clues....

It is currently at the embroiderers and we will be picking it up this Week.

It is useful.

Best for those in the field or in some form of activity.

It will have the AYR Logo and Footprint (TM).

You can wear it to BBQ’s and have people look at you oddly, and talk about you behind your back, as they may feel the need to speak to your family members in regard to intervention orders, due to the fact that it would be deemed inappropriate. (Hope that one was helpful??? – blame Mike Williams for that clue).

It doubles up as a pillow as long as your head isn’t too heavy (That one I can blame on myself because I have done it many times).

Cass says we can use it to save small animals (Perhaps one in Summer and by Gosh I wouldn't use it again).

Pix said, “Just get on with it already... SLAP!!”

That’s all the info we are allowed to hand out at this stage, but we have confidence these clues will be easy for such an intelligent group of thinkers.

Go for it. You will never see these again. Collectors Items that are Custom made only for our Board.

DMH, Cass & Pix.

[forestguy]

Custom-made stylish AYR shirt?

[Pixie Byrnes]

Custom-made stylish AYR shirt?

OAH... forestguy your so very close but NO, not a T-Shirt............

and I lied you weren't close at all .( sorry about that ..Dean Is holding my hands over the keyboard making me write silly things.. slap!)

[Dion]

I think I know what it is but for the sake of fairness I’ll let others dime in with their answers.

[Dean Harrison]

Yes Chewy, I know that you know! Shhhhhhh.........!!!!!

And you know your VOID of this one!

The only people who know are you, Pix, Cass, Mike and myself.

Cut your finger nails Pix, that really hurt - SLAP!

DMH

[forestguy]

Dang it - ummm... AYR hat/jumper/cape/BBQ apron...

[Dean Harrison]

Rules also state (in secret hand writing, using lemon and an iron), one guess per post and no more than two per day.

Good luck tomorrow!

DMH

[forestguy]

But surely I get my custom AYR polo shirt as a reward for hanging out on the forum all day... (I'll bid for the AYR sleeping bag tomorrow)

[Lasso]

Dang it - ummm... AYR hat/jumper/cape/BBQ apron...

Apron...What about a camo apron with AYR approved hairy boobs and mini cameras out of the nipples. Just to wear for that special occasion when you can attract a male yowie and capture it on film.

[deadpool]

Anorak (sp?) or a poncho type thing?

[Steve Mason]

"Cass says we can use it to save small animals (Perhaps one in Summer and by Gosh I wouldn't use it again)."

As a matter of fact.....I used mine today to do just that!! An abandoned baby cow needed some attention and I was able to help the poor little thing thanks to my wonderfull, shiny _______!!

Cow bell Cass?

If thats not right I'm going for a camping chair or shoulder pads? Used up my 2 for the day.

[stickyfingers]

...an AYR custom made backpack with first aid kit supplied?...no???...bummer!...

...oh well Sticky... you tried!... (aw nuts... I should've gone with the Star Wars Wookie costume idea!!!... **Sticky gives himself one of Pixies world famous slaps ** ... OUCH!!!!!... wow...Pixie sure packs a mean slap!!!... she doesn't realise her own strength I'm sure)...

...hmmm... maybe I need to rethink this perhaps!!!...cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Pixie Byrnes]

.. OUCH!!!!!...

That ouch wasn't convincing enough..here Let me get one of my 'yowie whack
sticks'..hmmm? picking the right size..ok
...ready..WHACK!! let me know when it stops stinging and I'll give you another one...

[topender]

Is it a Hat ...is it...is it....pleeeeze pick me MISS pick me

[stickyfingers]

... **Sticky slowly wakes up and sees cartoon Tweety Birds flying around his head** ... wow Pixie!!!!... **stinging turns into red mark** ... OUCH!!!! ... incredible hit!!!... if I was a nine foot Yowie... I'd be real nice to sweet sweet Pixie!!!!!!... REALLY NICE!!!!!! ... Stickyfingers.

[Pixie Byrnes]

...STICKY!!.....Whack...go back to your coma..WHACK!!


pppppffffft ...now I can think.. Nobody guessed it yet?

Far out brussels sprout! , SUDDENLY EVERYBODY RUNS OUT OF THINGS TO SAY? COME ON FORUM !! Wake up....(not you sticky whack!)

I warn you all now if you dont bring in the right answer Dean will try to worm his way around keeping it for himself..we dont want that do we..? ( forum booing Dean )

[stickyfingers]

... **Sticky mumbles in his coma induced state..."a... a... water canteen possibly?"... then falls back into unconciousness** ... Stickyfingers.

[forestguy]

Ok - I'm back for the new day - AYR blanket/travel ruggy thingo?

[forestguy]

A beanie...?

See you tomorrow...

[Yowielover1]

AYR sweatshirt/tracksuit top type thing? mmm i duno

[Shar*Chi]

AYR Cap

(i was gonna say helmet!)

[deadpool]

I hate guessing games!

Sleeping bag/bivvy type thing? If its coming back from the wossnames this week it has to be made of some type of material.

You can wear them to a certain extent!

I have. I was drunk but I wore it none the less.

[iwanttobelieve]

Custom AYR "camel back"?

[Pixie Byrnes]

Well lets see..how are we fetching today so far OK! When i call your names out, come and line up near me please

( looking at all your answers) ......

deadpool = SLAP!
Shar*chi= SLAP!
iwanttobelieve..SLAP!
Yowielover1= SLAP!
Forestguy= SLAP!
Stickyfingers....(don't even want to know why he's called stickyfingers)......where's sticky, can't see him lined up yet .........oh hold on what's this (looking under my desk)..... WHACK!!
topender.........= Slap!
Lasso.......(a hairy boobed apron with mini cameras in the nipples)..ppfffttttt...YOU MISSY MOO! can write us an example of what “special occasion” would you wear an apron such as this cause boy! Am I hanging to see that hoo doggie!)..= SLAP!!

No right answers yet.......I AM SHOCKED!

these guys must be the only members that want this prize......OR?.........Dean your not blocking all the corrected answers i hope.....( going over to his desk to make sure)......Oh! are you going somewhere? ( Dean has just switched off his computer and run outside ).... see how far he gets, there's a spider out there (he's scared of spiders)

in the mean time the prize is still up for garbs

see you back here tomorrow .

[topender]

A custom embroidered pair of " budgie-smuggler" undies..........yeah...pick me pick me...oooh oooh MISS MISS

[Pixie Byrnes]

A custom embroidered pair of " budgie-smuggler" undies..........yeah...pick me pick me...oooh oooh MISS MISS

OH! your slap wasn't hard enough hay ..? WHACK !!##

[deadpool]

Does the colour of the SLAP designate how hard it is?! I got a deep red one.

It has to be a blanket.

Thats the only thing I can think of.

[stickyfingers]

... **Sticky crawls out from hiding under desk** ..."um... who the?... what the?... where the???... how the?..." ... **shakes head from side to side a few times** ... (I feel like one of the snakes in The Simpsons TV episode that was getting hit with the "thwacking sticks" on National Snake Thwacking Day!!!... lolol!!!)... now where was I... oh!... thats right... another guess... um ...er... now let me think...what could it be???...how about... is it a...

... a... canvas esky to keep your beer cold that doubles as a portable carry bag for small creatures when injured??? ... yeah yeah... I know... I should've gone with my OTHER guess... it's no doubt a 300 page hardback covered Encyclopedia of the mating habits of the Northern Queensland Web-footed Barking Buffalo Toad!!!... hmmm... **Sticky hopes that somebody else doesn't pick that guess before tomorrow because I've already used up my guess for the day!** ...

...whoa! ...better go...Pixie's grabbing that stick again!!!... Stickyfingers.

[Yowielover1]

AYR jacket??? or do i get another slap??

[Pixie Byrnes]

Wait a second iwanttobelieve did you say 'camel back'? .. no more slapping for you untill we check your answer ..dont move.