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[Melinda C]

Why does Tim always run to the AAP everytime he leaves the house? Did his Mom brush his hair and pack his lunch before he went?




26 May 2009

Floods may flush out the Aussie Bigfoot

The flooding rains which have ravaged the east coast of Australia over the past week have left a trail of misery for many, but for one man their aftermath provides a rare opportunity to attain elusive evidence of Australia’s most famous mystery animal.

In the wake of south-east Queensland’s record-breaking floods, Tim the Yowie Man, Australia’s leading mystery investigator, has raced from his national headquarters in Canberra to the Gold Coast hinterland in an attempt to find conclusive evidence of the yowie.

“Historical records indicate that there is a direct correlation between significant rain events in this part of Queensland and the sightings of Australia’s fabled yowie,” explains the purveyor of all things mysterious.

“The soaked soil and muddy bogs created by the heavy rain is more conducive to animals, including yowies, leaving their footprints,” further explains the Yowie Man.

“Rain to the extent experienced up here in the last week would make a large hairy bipedal hominoid creature very uncomfortable and potentially force it into areas it might not otherwise frequent,” says the crack cryptonaturalist.

Tim the Yowie Man has set up camp in the village of Springbrook which has earned the title as yowie capital of Australia for its steady stream of reports over especially the last fifty years, including an alleged sighting by an Australian politician and one of the few alleged yowie encounters that has involved violence.

“It’s certainly a hot-spot for yowie activity and now immediately after the rain is historically a good time to hunt for evidence of the creature – I’m quietly confident of finding some sort of evidence such as hair or footprints of the mystery beast.”

“If I’m really lucky I may even get to see one,” hopes the Yowie Man.

[Steve Mason]

"G'day, is this the AAP? Yeah Tim here. Tim Bull. TIM THE YOWIE MAN!!!!!! Need a reporter ASAP. Yeah thats right. No. No reason. Just want a reporter to come round".

[Mike Williams]

Why does Tim always run to the AAP everytime he leaves the house?

GOLD !!

[topender]

AND according to Sir Tim we ( here in the top end) must defer to him with all things Yowie, by the sound of his retort to the INFAMOUS headless puppy saga in the NT News ( geez i love that newspaper....such integrity )