Oh, mar bls!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:33 pm
Hi there,
I've been in touch with Dex recently via the telepathic air waves and he's let me in on his latest greatest find!
I promised not to tell.......too many people....Shhhh...
This one leaves all his priors for dust! Remember the alien endocast? He's gone one better!!!!
He's recently found a perfectly circular rock he believes is an endocast of a male Yowie's right testi! That's right folks, of course, plenty of DNA sampling and carbon dating ahead to testi the testi but after fifty years, the ball's finally in Dex's court!!
From the size of the endocast, Dex estimates the Yowie to have stood anywhere from 7 foot tall being well endowed, to fifteen feet tall, lacking in the fertility department. He has expertly estimated the endocast to be from a sexually active Yowie, removing it from the Juvenile category.
The testi endocast was found in a famous yowie hotspot alongside other curiosities. Alongside the endocast was a possible toe nail impression, and what Dex describes as an impression of the creature's nostrils in the dirt, before god's little creatures cleaned house and removed all other trace's.
"Who's laughing now?" says Dex as he relaxes back in his recliner and pops the testi in his wine glass mistaking it for an olive. When queried as to how the testi led to the creation of the endocast, Dex was quick to refer me to some archaelogical books for my path of enlightenment which he has already travelled.
I've been in touch with Dex recently via the telepathic air waves and he's let me in on his latest greatest find!
I promised not to tell.......too many people....Shhhh...
This one leaves all his priors for dust! Remember the alien endocast? He's gone one better!!!!
He's recently found a perfectly circular rock he believes is an endocast of a male Yowie's right testi! That's right folks, of course, plenty of DNA sampling and carbon dating ahead to testi the testi but after fifty years, the ball's finally in Dex's court!!
From the size of the endocast, Dex estimates the Yowie to have stood anywhere from 7 foot tall being well endowed, to fifteen feet tall, lacking in the fertility department. He has expertly estimated the endocast to be from a sexually active Yowie, removing it from the Juvenile category.
The testi endocast was found in a famous yowie hotspot alongside other curiosities. Alongside the endocast was a possible toe nail impression, and what Dex describes as an impression of the creature's nostrils in the dirt, before god's little creatures cleaned house and removed all other trace's.
"Who's laughing now?" says Dex as he relaxes back in his recliner and pops the testi in his wine glass mistaking it for an olive. When queried as to how the testi led to the creation of the endocast, Dex was quick to refer me to some archaelogical books for my path of enlightenment which he has already travelled.
