The Yowie Times August Issue Front Cover

[yowiedan]

The Yowie Times August Issue Front Cover. If you would like to Subscribe to the Free monthly Issues please email us at [email protected], Thank You.

[Hominidhunter]

I’d have gone with this.

[yowiedan]

What does a turkey have to do with Yowies?

[Hominidhunter]

There was a member on this site that said “ they” could transform or metamorphosis into a scrub turkey or any animal, hence the pic

[yowiedan]

Highly Unlikely.

[Hominidhunter]

I presume you mean the metamorphosis into other animals, and not that a forum member said it!

[yowiedan]

I don't think any animal can change into another. I don't care who said it. That is something for the movies.

[yowiedan]

People have to get realistic about things and stop making up c**p and talking about things that are simply not true. If you write bullshit you generally speak it as well.

[Hominidhunter]

Yowie dan, that’s exactly true, my pic of the scrub turkey was ment as a joke, I hope you get that, I get just as frustrated as you with all the c**p that goes on, hence at times all that is left is to have a joke with like minded mates, be cool

[yowiedan]

All Good.

[Hominidhunter]

[Simon M]

If the turkey hasn't been scrubbed, I'm not eating any of it.

[Yowie bait]

Hominoid hunter,it was Wellymon who saw the turkeys since youve forgotten. He also saw a lot of other stuff but will always be remembered for the shapeshifting...same thing noted by indigenous people here in oz and the u.s over and over again.

[Wolf]

What does a turkey have to do with Yowies?

Look at the photo closer, the portal it has just stepped through is obvious by how unfocused it is.
The question is, did it shapeshift before it stepped through, just after, or is the shapeshifting a result of the metamorphosis field all portals put off?




(Just off to the surgery now to get my tongue removed from my cheek)

[Wolf]

Seriously though... nice cover mate. Your 'publishing eye' is getting better.
Personally, I would lower the image very slightly so the edition date doesn't interfere with the image quite so much. Perhaps give the title a tinge of the same colour the image is predominately made up of too as it will look even 'cleaner' then and match the image slightly better?

[yowiedan]

Seriously though... nice cover mate. Your 'publishing eye' is getting better.
Personally, I would lower the image very slightly so the edition date doesn't interfere with the image quite so much. Perhaps give the title a tinge of the same colour the image is predominately made up of too as it will look even 'cleaner' then and match the image slightly better?

Hey Wolf, I have someone who does the front covers for me now. I give them ideas of what I want and then he does them for me. I like it and I know it's not perfect but what I say is that The Yowie Times is a free magazine and we are not perfect so the imperfections are apart of the Magazine. Thanks for your comments mate.

[yowiedan]

If the turkey hasn't been scrubbed, I'm not eating any of it.

Simon, you made me piss myself laughing over the Scrubbed turkey comment. Thanks so much for a much-needed laugh. The next months Yowie Times is free for you!

[yowiedan]

Seriously though... nice cover mate. Your 'publishing eye' is getting better.
Personally, I would lower the image very slightly so the edition date doesn't interfere with the image quite so much. Perhaps give the title a tinge of the same colour the image is predominately made up of too as it will look even 'cleaner' then and match the image slightly better?

Hey Wolf all jokes aside, yes I will get the date and issue lifted higher on the front cover thanks for your professional comments. You must be eating Tickmans Crackles.

[Hominidhunter]

Gold, pure gold

[Simon M]

If the turkey hasn't been scrubbed, I'm not eating any of it.

Simon, you made me piss myself laughing over the Scrubbed turkey comment. Thanks so much for a much-needed laugh. The next months Yowie Times is free for you!