Legend meets Science spare copy

[topender]

Through the wonderfull process of Review Copies, ive been sent 2 copies of Legend meets Science from the publishers, if anyone would like the copy please PM me and i'll post it on to you

cheers

[stickyfingers]

Through the wonderfull process of Review Copies, ive been sent 2 copies of Legend meets Science from the publishers, if anyone would like the copy please PM me and i'll post it on to you

cheers

...mate I just responded in the other thread my friend... I would love to get my grubby little mitts on that book for sure... just let me know how much for the book and how much for postage and I'll send it on to you ... cheers my friend... **I'm still excited**... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[topender]

just PM me your postal address...cos i lost it from last time, no cost as the books didnt cost me, ill enclose the latest bunch of UFO stuff from the paper as well...yes its still going, i spoke to the chap who takes the photos..seems like a nice bloke who is bemused by all the activity flying around his block.

cheers

[stickyfingers]

...man!!!... you are a dead set legend!!!... thanks my friend... but what about postage fees?... or do you want me to just buy you a few more beers (my shout) next time we meet... either way is cool with me my friend ... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[topender]

No problem sticky

i have found the book an interesting read, it hasn't caused me any degree of anxiety, panic or any other form of emotional turmoil

enjoy

I'm going to sit in the corner now and slowly tear little strips of paper whilst rocking slowly back and forth....back and forth...back and forth

[Strange2]

I'm going to sit in the corner now and slowly tear little strips of paper whilst rocking slowly back and forth....back and forth...back and forth

I would offer you my Social services, but I have my work cut out for me over at the JREF Forum...

Yours faithfully, Dr Freeman

[lil foot]

legend meets science and the yowie have been keeping my bible company on my bedside table for a year, i cant put em in a cupboard, i need em within quick reach for reference.
another book im almost through is the hoopa project, great read, lots of fascinating facts and ideas and all persons with sightings and incidents were interviewed by the author, an ex police investigator, so it is very thorough.

[topender]

Hey Strange2

Q: Is that name actually associated to you....Or is there another reason you use the name of an infamous mangler of human brains...under the guise of calling it Lobotomy.

Either way ....very interesting name


cheers

[Muppets]

I'm going to sit in the corner now and slowly tear little strips of paper whilst rocking slowly back and forth....back and forth...back and forth

I would offer you my Social services, but I have my work cut out for me over at the JREF Forum...

Yours faithfully, Dr Freeman

Any chance of a link to your work there, or your profile? Cant seem to locate any Dr. Freeman at the jref.

[Shazzoir]

Hey Topender, I'm intrigued and have to ask: How did you get the gig for Reviewing? That is something I'd LOVE to do! Any tips or hints on how to go about it?

Kind regards,
Shazz

[lil foot]

woooaa this is going to get nasty. topender hold back son
look, the only one who is been disrupting and muck raking this forum has been none other than yourself doctordream, in my eyes anyway. but then again i am NSA also.
and for you to accuse someone else of being insane, well now i know your a comedian

[Muppets]

Muppets, Strange2's reference to the JREF was meant to imply to those in the know, that he or she is one of the spooks who sew seeds of doubt at that website. Most of them, have actually admitted that they are or were, either CIA or NSA or will not divulge since they are still drawing a paycheck there. Their techniques are all the same. They give each other a round after round of atta boys, when they put together intellectual arguement after arguement filled with proclaimed but falsified facts, for which they offer no proof, all while demanding that all non-spooks provide full irrefuteable proof. It is all right out of their textbook. Furthermore, they have a computerized disinformation database that has preprepared rebuttals for every conceivable allegation that the opposition may put forth. It looks like you either have some spooks in Austrailia, with a similar agenda, or persons simply claiming to live here but actually overseas. People do not hang out at message boards to argue the non-existence of a creature, unless they are paid to be there or obsessive compulsive. Take topender for instance, he has the exact same tactics as the highly trained spooks at JREF. He probably posts over there as well with a different handle. Has anybody here actually met him? He argues against the paranormal and presumeably against the existence of the yowie, by attacking the person instead of the argument. So he is either paid to be here, or he is insane. Which is perhaps why he initially tried to distract the board from his own insanity, by claiming that others were insane. But my quess is that he is paid to be here.

Gold, Dr. Scream.
I'm sure Topender will be fascinated with your insights.
I for one would love to be on the CIA payroll, as going by your logic, they owe me millions. Weren't you banned?
Highly trained spooks? What are they? Ghosts that can fly F-18's?
Whats this?? a Yowie has just popped out of multidimensional space on my shed roof.

[Strange2]

The bigfoot orb of light you saw was not a bigfoot. It was Swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected.....

[stickyfingers]

...Take topender for instance, he has the exact same tactics as the highly trained spooks at JREF. He probably posts over there as well with a different handle. Has anybody here actually met him? He argues against the paranormal and presumeably against the existence of the yowie, by attacking the person instead of the argument. So he is either paid to be here, or he is insane. Which is perhaps why he initially tried to distract the board from his own insanity, by claiming that others were insane. But my quess is that he is paid to be here.

...hmmmm... AussieTrev and myself have actually met Topender ... we had a few beers with him... although now that I think of it... when it was HIS shout... he took out a pen from his pocket and then there was a sudden flash... (like the ones that Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith used in the Men In Black movies)... and then he called out... "your shout Sticky" ... hey!!! ... wait a minute!!!!... why that son-of-a ...

...he's not insane Doc... he's just very clever!!!... hmmmm... now that I think of it Part 2... that "CIA" cap that he was wearing and the "NSA" jacket with the "I LOVE A.S.I.O." badge embroidered into it should have made AussieTrev and myself tweak to this "Master of Disguise"!!!!! ...

...double hmmmm... now that I think of it Part 3... he DID keep talking into his "MI5" lapel pin a helluva lot!!!! ... you wait until I meet him again!!!! ... thanks for the tip Doc!!! ... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[stickyfingers]

The bigfoot orb of light you saw was not a bigfoot. It was Swamp gas from a weather balloon that was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected.....

...aw maaaaaaaate!!!!... that is absolutely pure gold Strange 2 ... absolutely pure gold!!!!! ... well done my freind... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[topender]

Now calm down Mr Scream.......its OK.....are you seated...now breathe...com on lets do it together.....big breath in.......Aaaaand......big breath out.......NOW imagine a stream...flowing...birds twittering...its a lovely place (guided imagery)....can you hear the water flowing...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes do you feel relaxed yet, c'mon join in..TRUST ME..i do this for a job.

MAN you've made my day...ENTERTAIMENT PLUS........just call me Agent 99

You really are a funny guy/gal, you should do this on stage or something. your quite convincing...One could be fooled into believing thta you actually believe that dribble...what a hoot

[Strange2]

Mate,

This would have to be one of the funniest threads I've read here so fare.

It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

[topender]

Mr Scream Sir

Im only playing...You have some very interesting viewpoints on the Bigfoot/Yowie F&B theory, in answer to some of your apparent concerns
1. I live here in good ol Aus
2. No connections to any agencies not the NSA, CIA, FBI, ASIO, KFC, TNT, although my kids go to an ABC afterschool care centre

You seem quite concerened about the Govts involvement in Bigfoot issues, you certainly have a strong belief in that direction and i applaud your tenacity, ME im just a little ol harmless weekend Yowie researcher with a sorta science background, really ask around...no hard feelings ..Ay

cheers

[Strange2]

This would make for a great movie...


The AYR Conspiracy Theory

Director: doctorscream

Writer: doctorscream

Release Date: in a few year's after therapy

Genre: Crime | Mystery | Romance | Thriller | Mostly...Comedy

Rating: (R) for some Yowie violence.

Tagline: What you know could kill you

Plot: doctorscream is a Orb hunting Bigfoot researcher, who has a very strange habit. He makes complicated scenarios of conspiracies and posts them on the AYR Forum. He keeps doing that, until something unbelievable happens: One of his "conspiracy theories" turns out to be real, and so he finds himself chased by Highly trained spooks who are on the CIA payroll who patrol the AYR forum consantly waiting to.....Spoiler alert!

Cast

doctorscream - an Orb hunting Bigfoot researcher "non-spook"

lil foot - A "Spook" who could be working for either CIA or NSA or both

Toppender - paid to be here and also a "Spook" that works for MIB on the weekends

Strange2 - "The Spook", who also works under cover at McDonald on the weekends for the MIB

stickyfingers - Forum admin who moonlights as a Yowie Orb beneath Bar Stool at the local Pub

Muppets - as Sideshow Bop

Shazzoir - Dr. Dana Scully ... assigned to the AYR-Files in order to uncover the Truth about the Spooky Spook people who frequent the forums to bringing sanity to an otherwise insane thread.

Now showing on Psychiatrist's Couch near you...

[topender]

Mr Ice Scream

I m ofended by your statements........i never drink cheap whiskey..Do i Sticky?, Aussie Trev.....ooh shudder the thought

[stickyfingers]

...no mate... you only drink the top quality stuff... [FLASH] wha... what was that???...hmmmmm... it must be my shout!!! ...cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Jo Blose]

What's the name of that doctor's cream we're subliminally advertising here at AYR for people who like to do all their research seated on their butts in front of computer monitors? Was it 'anusol', 'proctosol', or 'bottom balm'? Could have even been 'diaper oitment' for the older folk among us. Look, forget I asked, I'll double check with my superiors over at the NSA...

Seriously though, I take it you were once an employee of the United States National Security Agency, Doctor's Cream? I mean, however else would you get your hands on their textbooks or know about their disinformation systems?

Never mind, are you able to tell us why you've found generation 3 night vision equipment so much more superior to gen 1 in the research of bigfoot?

[iwanttobelieve]

Take topender for instance, he has the exact same tactics as the highly trained spooks at JREF. He probably posts over there as well with a different handle. Has anybody here actually met him? He argues against the paranormal and presumeably against the existence of the yowie, by attacking the person instead of the argument. So he is either paid to be here, or he is insane. Which is perhaps why he initially tried to distract the board from his own insanity, by claiming that others were insane. But my quess is that he is paid to be here.

Hi Doc.

I usually don't challenge the opinions of others as we are all entitled to our own points of view but this little gem deserves a response.

If you feel Topender is utilising standard spook tactics then I'd suggest you re-evaluate the spook status on anyone else you've unearthed because your spook detection methods seem to be fundamentally flawed.

I know Tops personally and can assure you that you're so far off base with this one it's probably worth refining your identification standards and hopefully weed out any spooks who have flown below your radar.

Top's is a passionate Yowie field researcher and I'm sure we'll have a giggle about this once the wet season is over and we can get out bush again. "Top End" refers to northern Australia where we are based and it will be a good couple of months before we get road access to the areas we want to explore.

I enjoy reading your posts so hopefully you haven't tarred me with the same brush and labelled me as some sort of co-conspirator to undermine the Yowie research effort Down Under. Check us out, we're just a couple of normal guys doing our bit.

viewtopic.php?f=45&t=1404

It would be nice to claim that we are based at Pine Creek and parachute from black helicopters into rugged bushland and conduct disinformation exercises before being extracted by a submarine under the cover of night but unfortunately we're just not that exciting. Sorry to disappoint.

Cheers.

[topender]

hi Iwanna

I have to go down to canberra for a meeting with our people, if you are unable to come i will meet you at the Pine Gap location as previously arranged, when booking the flight use your other name and ID that the department provided you, do not use phone contact with me...you know why!

OVER.

[iwanttobelieve]

Hello agent Topender.

I'll just get my people to contact your people and we'll regroup at location X to strategize our infiltration of world-wide leprechaun web sites. We will soon have the power to overcome the emerging army of Black Ops Bigfeet that threaten our way of life.

Disinformation is the key my friend. Soon a new world order will be upon us...

Mwha-ha-ha-haaaaaa....

[topender]

that cracks me up especially the evil laugh at the end...i could never work out how to write that

[stickyfingers]

...hey Toppy ...maaaaaaaate!!!!... I recieved the book my friend... I thank you SOOOOOO much!!!! .... I'm just gonna read it now.... HUH ???? ... what the F@&K is this???? ... it's... it's written in CODE!!!!!!!!!.... mate... not funny OKAY !!!!!!... okay my friend... I have to ask... which codebook do I use???? ... is it the CIA one???... nah.... too easy!!!... the MI5 0ne???... no ...obviously not... OF COURSE!!!!!! ... it's the NSA one!!!! ... how stupid of me!!!!! ...

... what's that Toppy???... I'm a what type of wit???? ... it's the A.S.I.O. one... um.... yeah yeah... I knew that!!!! ... of course it would be!!!! ... the ONLY Aussie agency!!!!!... it would HAVE to be A.S.I.O!!!!!... erm... yeah!!!!... again mate... thanks! ... cheers... Stickyfingers.