HOW WILL GLOBAL WARMING EFFECT OUR HAIRY COUSINS

[AL Pitman]

By now we have all been fed on a steady diet of AL GORE and various politiciians touting their bag on this issue but I would like to look at it from an evolutionary angle , with the supposed warming of our planet due to the [ human caused ] carbon dioxide layer , what if any effect will this have on our hairy brethren ? . Could it possibly mean that our fellow bi - peds will shead the fury coat in favour of a lightly follicled complexion and thus become unrecognisable , even allowing them to walk amongst us unabatted .

How long will it be before Iam being served at my local fast food outlet by one of these less hairy beasts , exclaiming would you like to supersize that order or would like frys with that .

I digress ( back to reallity ) I think if the Earths temperature was artifically raised due to ever increasing human industry practises , then it would be logical for the other race to loose the burden of their protctive layer . Would this then allow these "creatures" ,
[for the want of a better word] become an exceptable neighbour and finally be acknowleged as an equal or at the very least a refugee from all of the polution that we ourselves have discarded upon the environ in which we live . ?????????


MY FINAL DECISION IS MAYBE .............

[Mike Williams]

Global warming leads to yowies becoming "lightly follicled" ...now there is a news headline...!!

Could it possibly mean that our fellow bi - peds will shead the fury coat in favour of a lightly follicled complexion and thus become unrecognisable , even allowing them to walk amongst us unabatted .

If..they have been on earth for as long as humans and our ancestors have..then they would have been exposed to the same warm...cold cycles as "we" have..yet..the majority of reports still mention hair..
I would relish the day..of being served by a"lightly follicled" yowie in a McDonalds Uniform..perhaps a McYowie Burger range would be added..

[Dean Harrison]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the global warming.... I decided to call the Suicide Hot Line.

I got the call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

DMH

[Ella]

No chance, Al! Our furry friends will stay just as furry, just as bobcats and bears will stay the same. I know you were just kidding, however....

ROTFL @ Dean!

[Mike Williams]

I was so depressed last night thinking about the global warming.... I decided to call the Suicide Hot Line.I got the call center in Pakistan.I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I have been floating round here under different names since about 2001....
Thats the second funny thing you have ever posted..

[Ella]

Well, AFA I'm concerned, it was the laugh of the last decade!

[topender]

HELL..im still trying to get the image of the electrocuted indian mate on the train roof outa my head........

[Dean Harrison]

My FaceBook Wall has the good ones, however you now have to be 'Friends' to see them.

DMH