Yowie Named Yurk

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ChrisV wrote:I was so glad to see this thread revived. Its a classic read

Yurk the Jerk ( as copyrighted by Yowie Bait )

How much I understand that these guys ruin the creditability or real researchers - once you watch 'Yowie Claw' and "Yurk the Jerk" you almost want them to release more $hit so you can have a good laugh....they really are the Bush Clowns....
There is another Classic, That hasn't been given its That's Gold Status yet. Well there is two actually. Tickman dunn has two video's, I'm not going to Ruin it for you guys. But you can waste valuable minutes of your life watching these two Fabulous Videos.

https://youtu.be/2TDSPlwbpSQ

https://youtu.be/Rin-EXJ02iY

If you wish to watch more Award Winning Video's here is the link to his You Tube Channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrb1Pf ... _5yjIJEArQ
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yowiedan wrote:
There is another Classic, That hasn't been given its That's Gold Status yet. Well there is two actually. Tickman dunn has two video's, I'm not going to Ruin it for you guys. But you can waste valuable minutes of your life watching these two Fabulous Videos.

https://youtu.be/2TDSPlwbpSQ

https://youtu.be/Rin-EXJ02iY

If you wish to watch more Award Winning Video's here is the link to his You Tube Channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrb1Pf ... _5yjIJEArQ
<sarcasm>Well, he's wearing camo gear and a peaked hat and he's all geared-up, so he's obviously the real deal</sarcasm>
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gregvalentine wrote:
yowiedan wrote:
There is another Classic, That hasn't been given its That's Gold Status yet. Well there is two actually. Tickman dunn has two video's, I'm not going to Ruin it for you guys. But you can waste valuable minutes of your life watching these two Fabulous Videos.

https://youtu.be/2TDSPlwbpSQ

https://youtu.be/Rin-EXJ02iY

If you wish to watch more Award Winning Video's here is the link to his You Tube Channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrb1Pf ... _5yjIJEArQ
<sarcasm>Well, he's wearing camo gear and a peaked hat and he's all geared-up, so he's obviously the real deal</sarcasm>
haha!
Yes because the camo gear makes such a difference....they can roam anywhere and not be seen, even on infra sound and infra red vision. Pure genious... (jest)
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Make sure you check out the yurk follow up video. "Listen when i say hello yurk" by jason h. He sure is a talkative bugger this rascal yurk!
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Yurk, has his own Facebook & Instagram pages now. Already has more followers than Heal.
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Jesus....."Instant Replay" cracked me up...just....what are those blokes doing? (lol)

Their videos are like something done by kids on school camp or whatever. The comments beneath that first video are comedy gold, too: "It's just some leaves", etc.
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Simon M wrote:Jesus....."Instant Replay" cracked me up...just....what are those blokes doing? (lol)

Their videos are like something done by kids on school camp or whatever. The comments beneath that first video are comedy gold, too: "It's just some leaves", etc.
The comments are sometimes the best thing. I can't resist reading comments when it comes to threads and posts. People can be really funny and quite sarcastic. Others come across and absolutely stupid.

The positive comments on Yurks videos are probably mates helping them out. Anyone with half a brain would realise whats going on....and thats not much at all.

Unfortunately the JJ team will probably see the marketing potential of Yurk and next thing he will be like Skippy is to Kangaroos and have his own show talking $hit - Lets hope Yurk falls down a bottomless ravine and is never seen again....and he can take that $2 shop Furry claw glove thing with him....
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True Chris. Yurk is known. Here is a screenshot of an idiotic poem some tosser sent me . Best recited in the modern hip hop "crotch grabbin" style.
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Yowie bait wrote:True Chris. Yurk is known. Here is a screenshot of an idiotic poem some tosser sent me . Best recited in the modern hip hop "crotch grabbin" style.

LOL!!! (lol)

That was excellent!!!

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ChrisV wrote:
Yowie bait wrote:True Chris. Yurk is known. Here is a screenshot of an idiotic poem some tosser sent me . Best recited in the modern hip hop "crotch grabbin" style.

LOL!!! (lol)

That was excellent!!!

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Posted especially for you Chris. I thought youd get a laff out of it!
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Yeah I'm a fan of Yurk the Jerk....I won't lie.
We all need something to laugh at. (claps hands)
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Yowie bait wrote:True Chris. Yurk is known. Here is a screenshot of an idiotic poem some tosser sent me . Best recited in the modern hip hop "crotch grabbin" style.
No way Yurk wouldn't have anything to do with this, He's too smart for this turkey who wrote this. They spelt Freinds wrong. Turk knows how to spell Friends the right way.
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Yo bitches is something a Group Wrecker says, One S. Yazbek.
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ChrisV wrote:Yeah I'm a fan of Yurk the Jerk....I won't lie.
We all need something to laugh at. (claps hands)
I got a good laugh out of it too! This yurk stuff is good value and very marketable. A josie and the pussycats type cartoon would be cool. They could call it " Yurk and the Yowie People" . :lol:
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yowiedan wrote:
Yowie bait wrote:True Chris. Yurk is known. Here is a screenshot of an idiotic poem some tosser sent me . Best recited in the modern hip hop "crotch grabbin" style.
No way Yurk wouldn't have anything to do with this, He's too smart for this turkey who wrote this. They spelt Freinds wrong. Turk knows how to spell Friends the right way.
Maybe its a hoax? Im thinking the piper yowie could be involved somehow. I heard hes always been jealous of yurks popularity. Someone get that bitter old crank a walking stick already. Geez!
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Yowie bait wrote:
ChrisV wrote:Yeah I'm a fan of Yurk the Jerk....I won't lie.
We all need something to laugh at. (claps hands)
I got a good laugh out of it too! This yurk stuff is good value and very marketable. A josie and the pussycats type cartoon would be cool. They could call it " Yurk and the Yowie People" . :lol:
I had this image of an overweight 10 ft Yowie smoking a cigarette hiding behind a tree calling out " Hey You...come a little bit closer!" and then BOOM! What happens after that you can work out!!
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How will Yurk vote on Marriage equality Yes or No. Are there Gay Yowies out there.
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yowiedan wrote:How will Yurk vote on Marriage equality Yes or No. Are there Gay Yowies out there.
I doubt yowies would be concerned with politics or sexuality. Even so i would rather vote for a yowie than some of these pollie clowns!
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ChrisV wrote:
Yowie bait wrote:
ChrisV wrote:Yeah I'm a fan of Yurk the Jerk....I won't lie.
We all need something to laugh at. (claps hands)
I got a good laugh out of it too! This yurk stuff is good value and very marketable. A josie and the pussycats type cartoon would be cool. They could call it " Yurk and the Yowie People" . :lol:
I had this image of an overweight 10 ft Yowie smoking a cigarette hiding behind a tree calling out " Hey You...come a little bit closer!" and then BOOM! What happens after that you can work out!!
Eewww a sleazy yurk. How revolting!
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Yes Yurk the Jerk has many potential faces.

Interesting what language they might use - obviously not english as per J&J Clown research!
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Yurk actually sounds civilized compared to the squatch in this vid in photo.

Hmm the many faces of yurk. Shapshifter perhaps?
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I think I've seen our old Matey Yurk strutting his stuff with the Candyman. Go Yurk.
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Yurk is an absolute Legend. Just kicked the winning goal for West Coast after the hooter. Go Yurk.
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I'm really hoping that I run into Yurk this long weekend down Wee Jasper.
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Just yell " whats your name?".
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Yowie bait wrote:Just yell " whats your name?".

Mate, I won't forget the Apples and Coffee that's for sure. Also, might take my dog so the Yowie can say Woofie Woofie to it.
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If you hear " you look comfortable" then get the hell out as Yurks floosy wife is in the area..
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Yowie bait wrote:If you hear " you look comfortable" then get the hell out as Yurks floosy wife is in the area..
:lol:

Yurkina?
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Simon M wrote:
Yowie bait wrote:If you hear " you look comfortable" then get the hell out as Yurks floosy wife is in the area..
:lol:

Yurkina?[/quote


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Ok these guys are surely taking the piss... they can't possibly this stupid..

https://youtu.be/ibYORDVaTDI

It's a piss take !
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