Oh, mar bls!!!

[Jo Blose]

Hi there,
I've been in touch with Dex recently via the telepathic air waves and he's let me in on his latest greatest find!
I promised not to tell.......too many people....Shhhh...

This one leaves all his priors for dust! Remember the alien endocast? He's gone one better!!!!

He's recently found a perfectly circular rock he believes is an endocast of a male Yowie's right testi! That's right folks, of course, plenty of DNA sampling and carbon dating ahead to testi the testi but after fifty years, the ball's finally in Dex's court!!

From the size of the endocast, Dex estimates the Yowie to have stood anywhere from 7 foot tall being well endowed, to fifteen feet tall, lacking in the fertility department. He has expertly estimated the endocast to be from a sexually active Yowie, removing it from the Juvenile category.

The testi endocast was found in a famous yowie hotspot alongside other curiosities. Alongside the endocast was a possible toe nail impression, and what Dex describes as an impression of the creature's nostrils in the dirt, before god's little creatures cleaned house and removed all other trace's.

"Who's laughing now?" says Dex as he relaxes back in his recliner and pops the testi in his wine glass mistaking it for an olive. When queried as to how the testi led to the creation of the endocast, Dex was quick to refer me to some archaelogical books for my path of enlightenment which he has already travelled.

[Dean Harrison]

Hmmmmm......

Yet another 3 cheers for Dex Dilboy. His imagination never ceases to amaze. Not quite as good as Aliens flying Hitler to safety after the War or Aliens sculpting mountain's using lazer guns, but another good Dilboy claim never the less.

So far he has a head, a hand - and now a man bit... Soon he might be able to build his own Yowie?

Strange how he refuses to have any of them tested by experts...... Or show anyone..... Don't you think?

DMH

[dawn]

Balls!!!!!

[Dean Harrison]

Tut - Tut.... it's "man bits" Fluff.....

Possibly a gallstone he had removed in the sixties..... by an Alien? [cough....]..... Could have been Hitlers...?

DMH

[Jo Blose]

A gallstone is certainly a major contender......

....but judging by the expression permanently etched across Dex's face even when 'happy'(I was going to say gay but we're no longer in the fifties), my bet leans more towards it being a kidney stone. A kidney stone the size of a large acorn, first rearing it's polished head in days long gone before the medical application of the laser. A kidney stone that caused Dex to be in labor for three weeks before he finally delivered it au-natural. A kidney stone Dex has been vascilating over for three decades on how to properly include it in his hall of treasures......

When Dex realised it was too small to be the eyeball endocast of an Uluruan, yet too large to be an alien implant probe surgically removed from the side of his neck, it really was a no-brainer......

[folcrom]

Hmm

Sounds like good material for a comic.

I wonder if anyone would be offended?

Folcrom.

[mikka]

[Steve Mason]

Hijinx afoot it seems.

The adventures of Dex Dilboy!!!! (and his trusty companion gwig). A must do!

[Jo Blose]

A few Dilboy comic skits have already been made....soon to branch out into T-shirt, hat design, and magnets, then full size posters...the book binded collection is a little way off yet though. The art page had one but for some reason wasn't easily accessible to view - at least from my computer. Now that's not there for some reason.....

[dawn]

I think Dex and Batman have a lot in common! They both have a boy side kick for a start! And I'm willing to bet niether one can dance!

[dawn]

I would be putting my money on Batman/boy wonder being a 'combo' if I was a betting person!