Any Ladies Up For A Yowie Hunt?

[Byteman]

We all know that Glasshouse is where the Yowie is at and I plan to go for a camping expedition there sometime in the next few weeks. I intend to have female companions ONLY on this trip and may even consider meeting some of your travel costs if you're from interstate. Pleae PM me with your particulars and most importantly remember to include a photo of yourself.

[Ruby Lang]

Hi Byteman,

I think perhaps you have mistaken this forum for the http://www.rsvp.com.au website.

I think your message is inappropriate for this forum and I wouldn't recommend any women take you up on your offer. No one here knows who you are.

Ruby

[Rob Mac]

If this post is supposed to be funny - it's not ! VERY poor taste. If this post is fair dinkum - even worse taste, take it elsewhere.

Preacher

[dawn]

WHY????????

[Nigel&Jeannie]

Why Byteman.
Would anyone meet with YOU in a remote part of our country when you cant even answer Questions you are asked about..Re macadamia nut farm.

If anyone wishs to go out we would suggest contacting Dean or one off the Moderators on this board and THEY will point you in the right direction.

Better to Be Safe Than Sorry.

[Dean Harrison]

While flipping through a few random strings from the past, I stumbled on this, and I have to say "PRICELESS"!!!!!! Needless to say, he didn't last long.........

DMH

[deadpool]

I'd say Game, Set, Match: us.

What a creep. Wish i'd have been around to get the first post in after his

[Steve Mason]

My god my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

[Dion]

Yeah I remember this guy he accused me of all sorts of things which I will not go into as there could be children watching. What a nut.

[deadpool]

I was about to post the same offer as Bytey, but I'm sure glad I didn't after seeing all those adverse reactions from everyone? Boy, would MY face have been red!


from deadpool: i'm assuming my response was.. harsh to say the least..

[Kirsty]

I wonder where that guy got to?

probably in Longbay for sexual harassment

[stickyfingers]

I wonder where that guy got to?

probably in Longbay for sexual harassment

...hopefully he's in prison cell number 12 and is now the love puppy of a guy named "Bubba" ... it's sad to think that...

(a)...he was probably serious when he wrote that...

(b)...he seriously thought that some women would actually take the offer up...

(c)...he probably thinks that he would be a good "catch" for some poor unfortunate lady...

(d)...in reality he probably looks like an ugly,fleabitten,balding,scab ridden,deformed,poor excuse for a human... but hey... who knows?... maybe while he was sitting there ...in the bush... all alone... maybe "love" stumbled his way from some other "source"...perhaps there are now some little Byteman yowielets running around creating havoc in some remote area in the bushland...my money is on the female yowie being the predominant partner somehow...just a thought...

...anyway...regardless...either way ...the idiot is a loser...cheers...Stickyfingers.

[MrHead181]

I think he was misunderstood. Why wouldn't any ladies take up he's offer????
I would love for a woman to ask me away for a Yowie hunt in the middle of nowhere mmmmm
LOL .
You guys don't know what you missed out on.

[Kirsty]

rofl stickyfingers!! I am sure he is a legend in his own sand pit

MrHead181, Well it sure is a new pick up line I guess. Like most people use the usual drunken garble along the lines of "grab yer coat luv, you've pulled!"
But this lil gem sez "Fancy a yowie hunt with me in the deep dark woods luv?" Yeah I can see how that would pick up chicks
I'm guessing some lucky lass missed out all right - on a dirty old man trying to get his hands on a different kind of hairy monster

[MrHead181]

It gives a new meaning too
Do you want to come back to my place???

[Yowielover1]

Take him to a hotspot , tie him to a tree and cover him in honey!

[stickyfingers]

rofl stickyfingers!! I am sure he is a legend in his own sand pit

MrHead181, Well it sure is a new pick up line I guess. Like most people use the usual drunken garble along the lines of "grab yer coat luv, you've pulled!"
But this lil gem sez "Fancy a yowie hunt with me in the deep dark woods luv?" Yeah I can see how that would pick up chicks
I'm guessing some lucky lass missed out all right - on a dirty old man trying to get his hands on a different kind of hairy monster

...I have absolutely no doubt that you are spot on there Kirsty!!!... lol!!!...

I think he was misunderstood. Why wouldn't any ladies take up he's offer????
I would love for a woman to ask me away for a Yowie hunt in the middle of nowhere mmmmm
LOL .
You guys don't know what you missed out on.

...lol MrHead181!...you nutter!!!!!...

Take him to a hotspot , tie him to a tree and cover him in honey!

...now THERE is a great suggestion!!!... perhaps Honey or even Peanut Butter would be considered to be some sort of "Cologne" to a female Yowie eh???...Stickyfingers.

[Kirsty]

Take him to a hotspot , tie him to a tree and cover him in honey!

...now THERE is a great suggestion!!!... perhaps Honey or even Peanut Butter would be considered to be some sort of "Cologne" to a female Yowie eh???...Stickyfingers.

this thread is just 1 more step shy of going to wrongtown!

~Le'yeOWie honeynut parfume~for when you want to impress!

[MrHead181]

We could dress him up as a female Yowie????
Would be nice to watch what happens.

[Steve Mason]

Hey guys. I found a pic of Bytey on my PC from 2005. He told me this was his good angle.

[MrHead181]

Steve ,how did you get my PIC????????
That was on a good day.

[Kirsty]

Oh well that photo settles it, he is a keeper for sure!! hubba bubba
*gets her tent*

[Dean Harrison]

The last I heard Cass, he was last seen limping and trundling along a track, cold, dirty and naked through the forest under a full moon, only stopping to yelp at the night sky. Then using his shaky hand, he would wipe the throff from the side of his mouth, lick the dripping mucus from his nose and then continue on his journey.

I don’t know where he was going, or when he may return……… But I DO know, he has made a PROFOUND impact to many lives.

As he limped his way off into the darkness, all they could hear was the clanking of his shackles and the odd high-pitched scream of “I’ll get, I'll get, I'll get you AYRRRRRRRR........” (Followed by an outburst of uncontrollable laugher).

There have been unsubstantiated rumours that people have seen him living with a wild pack of wolves, and it appeared that he was now their leader. He doesn’t walk on two legs anymore, in fact he doesn’t have two legs anymore. One witness claimed that he had grown an extra finger on each hand, but that would mean he would now have 7.....(?)


DMH

[MrHead181]

Is it a bad time to ask if any woman would like to go yowie hunting??
It would be in my back yard???
I do have a tent,and a garden hose for showers.
Thanks ,hope to hear from you all soon.

[Steve Mason]

Oh be still my beating nasal glands Mr. Head, if I were a Woman I would say that you sound Bytelicious!

[Kirsty]

Oh be still my beating nasal glands Mr. Head, if I were a Woman I would say that you sound Bytelicious!

Oh lord, LOL! this thread will be the end of me today!

[iwanttobelieve]

I could be wrong but didn't he eventually defend his indecent proposal by declaring himself gay and stating (rather ironically) that he preferred the company of women?

[stickyfingers]

I could be wrong but didn't he eventually defend his indecent proposal by declaring himself gay and stating (rather ironically) that he preferred the company of women?

...oh dear...perhaps I made a rather prophetic statement when in a previous post I said this...

hopefully he's in prison cell number 12 and is now the love puppy of a guy named "Bubba"

...except that "Bubba" isn't a preferred female...but now ...HE IS! ...(even more irony)... um...I'll shut up now methinks...Stickyfingers.

[Kirsty]

I could be wrong but didn't he eventually defend his indecent proposal by declaring himself gay and stating (rather ironically) that he preferred the company of women?

Yeah and thats why he needed a photo of potential lasses before he considered taking them with him

[Dean Harrison]

That's right Iwanna, he DID declare himself Gay (not that theres anything wrong with that), but it does beg the question as to why he would insist on "Female Only" companions, and furthermore, demanded personal photo's to assist his selection process as he ploughs through the countless replies from eagar Woman offering their sevices.

I fully understand the importance of looking good when deep in the forest, covered in mud and sweat, however inviting a Female is a sure way to be out dressed, which for a Gay Yowiehunter, would be humiliating.

Any Btyeman will tell you its not about the Research, its about the shoes.........

DMH