Avatars -WARNING, This thread is HILARIOUS! & A MUST READ!

[Yowielover1]

Hmmm...Steve you took off your post! You're lucky Cass didnt see that....

Dammit, i went through my memory cache and couldn't find it. You live to breathe another day

[stickyfingers]

Hrmmmm......twisted? I'm a little kooky....but certainly not twisted....unless the referral was to Steve's post? Cass may be able to have the board restored by the hosts again to check out what exactly was posted.

SO people....what DID I miss while I was inocently working hard all day long?

Sticky, those photos have taken me on a ride through your life's adventures. That one of you dressed as a punk ROCKS!Thanks for sharing! I love to know all about people, their plights, ups and downs and what leads them to where they're going. It's an understanding of the beast, if I may put it that way.

I had no idea that you were a fellow photoshopper! You've just inspired a brilliant idea. How about we kick off a section on the forum for artwork. That way members can share their images and others can comment and gasp in awe at the talent that we have floating around in here.

...thanks for the kind words regarding my photos that I've posted... I thought that people would probably find them a tad bit boring... I put them up because I'm not usually one to let people know much about myself but when I posted the original photo of my uncle holding me as a baby some friends told me that it was quite a moving picture... and when people asked me what I looked like TODAY... the devil in me decided to tease and make them want to REALLY see me as I am today... so here goes... this is my... "what you looking at Willis!" look...



...this is my Benny Hill... "Fred Scuttle" look... um... er... that thing in front of my face is an... erm... arrr... ah!... it's somebody's Athsma inhaler!!!...yeh... yeh that's it!!!... somebody's ATHSMA INHALER!!!!!... **phew!... is it hot in here or what?** ...



... next my... "boy am I getting pissed" face...



...these next two photos were taken today... this is ME!!!!! ... the tour of my life is over!!!!... (everybody breathes a sigh of relief)... photoshop your hearts out!!!... tear me to shreds!!!!!...because over the next few days... people beware... I'm going to have some FUN!!!!! ...this is my... "I'm up to no good" look...



... and this is the... "stop being so stupid and post a nice photo of yourself or they will think that you are a complete idiot" look demanded of me by my sweet adorable wife!...



...well!!!... there you have it!!!... I'm deciding which one of the last four photos to use as my Avatar... hmmmmm... decisions... decisions.... hey Cass... when I was dressed as a punk...I was driving to a friends housewarming party which was 30 kms away from home... you should've seen some of the looks I got at traffic lights and in the street when I was walking to their place... what a riot!!!... hey that Artwork thread sounds cool... I'm tempted to post a couple of examples of my Artwork myself!... let's see what happens eh?... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Yowielover1]

I was refering to Steve's post Cass. It was not in good taste...you really would not have liked it. :|

[stickyfingers]

I was refering to Steve's post Cass. It was not in good taste...you really would not have liked it. :|

...hmmmm... sounds like an error of judgement on his part... but he also had the common sense to retract the image... well done Steve... good call... and well done YL1 ... good to see somebody with an eye for good taste... but hey Steve... I've posted a few pics of me tonight as I am TODAY... be gentle!!!!... lol!!!!!... Stickyfingers.

[Lasso]

Well I thought I would add a little Batman and Robin to the mix!!!!

Looking forward to seeing some more pictures stickyfingers!

[Yowielover1]

So sticky's mask is off. I really thought you would look a lot older.

You made an interesting point about Steve removing his post, but he remove didn't until I made a comment about it. His good sense needed prodding. A very diplomatic comment from you though.

[Lasso]

Thanks Cass! I was going to do a Catwoman pic of you to add to the collection but decided that you would look hot in any picture I put you in.........lol

Pix's your picture I am still working on........looking for a special one for you! The wonder woman was very good so I am on the hunt to top that one!

[stickyfingers]

Hahahahaha!!!!! LOVE IT!! Batgirl looks drunk! Robyn never looked so ambiguously gay before and Batman is a treat in that mask and cape....

Awsome work Lasso, I'm working on a creation as we speak and I think you'll love it. I'm taking my time with it so be patient and I'll upload as soon as it's done.....

Sticky, you haven't changed a bit over the years! I feel like I know you now. Oh and.....btw....we all know that smoking pipe was photoshopped into the Benny Hill image, lol....

...um... YEAH that's it Cass!!!... BRILLIANT!!!!... yeah... yeah!!... you... erm... you caught me out!!!!... I ... um... **cough cough** ... PHOTOSHOPPED it in!!!!!... (well done sweet lady)... no fooling you eh???... speaking of Photoshop... **Sticky quickly moves the conversation in another direction** ... I loved that image of the three wise monkeys!!!... so well done!!!... I think the wife will like the idea that I'm not speaking for a while!!!!... lol!... and Lasso... Robin does look so gay in that shot lol!!!... "Im just a teapot short and stout... here's my handle and here's my spout"!...

...by the way... in that last photo that I posted of myself... that thing in the frame above the chair behind me is not a dead rat in the frame... it's my ponytail in a plat that got cut off in the "World's Greatest Shave" for the kids with Cancer ... $1800 got raised by the people at my workplace to get me to cut it off believe it or not!... (I didn't realise everybody hated the "old fart trying to look groovy" look!)... yeah Cass I've revealed more of myself than I normally would allow people to know of myself... don't know why really... maybe I'll just keep a lower profile now eh???...

So sticky's mask is off. I really thought you would look a lot older.
You made an interesting point about Steve removing his post, but he remove didn't until I made a comment about it. His good sense needed prodding. A very diplomatic comment from you though.

...lol YL1... thanks mate... I'm young in heart and mind... my wife always tells people that I'm 55 going on 15!!!!!... and that I'm into my 3rd childhood!!!!... (she's right you know... I am!)... and regarding Steve's mind needing prodding... he can put it down to a learning curve in the lesson of life!... I'm glad he did it though... because if his nanna saw it... he would've been in all kinds of trouble eh?...lol!...cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Lasso]

Seeker good picture! Loving Dean in that outfit. Why is one of those girls not me.... Iwannabelieve I was part of THAT action!


Here is one for Sticky and Cass...heeheehee

[Dean Harrison]

Seeker, Seeker, Seeker.......

I really didn't feel like being on the Board this Weekend being Bathrthurst and all, and didn't put much effort in to this as a result of that fact, however.........................

(I will be back for you, rest assured.....)....

DMH

[Lasso]

Pixie here is your picture. You are looking very hot in that outfit!

Cass you little puss cat you....rrrrooowww

[deadpool]

Nice work on the superheros stickyfingers and Lasso. It's hard to find a topic that has not been covered, so I decided to go to the beach. It seems that Dean is just as popular there as he is here.... I wonder why?

Hahaha, nicely done sir. But, I raise you this! The girls of FHM?! Sod that. The girls of AYR

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[Lasso]

Seeker there are no rules here, as long as I look HOT..... go for it!!!!!!! Thanks for adding me to the Pic!

Deadpool that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better...cool!

Way to go Cass! Have you every heard Dean read that book out loud? You better watch your back I think you'll will be on his hit list.

[iwanttobelieve]

Why is one of those girls not me.... Iwannabelieve I was part of THAT action!

Iwanna, you look so much better in that bikini than I do. You OWN it!

Thanks ladies.

At least I scored a good figure this time.

I'm now going through a personal dilemma where I'm struggling to decide if I look better gay, fat or female.

I really need to learn how to Photoshop...

[Dean Harrison]

This is not my dad this is me Doots (Dean's Daughter) soooooooooo.............................

IF YOU MESS WITH MY DAD YOU HAVE TO MESS WITH ME!
By the way I am eight years old.

This is a pic of CAPTAIN DOOTILISHUS....me!

Me and dad did this together. Hope you like it.And i love all the picturs you guys have done.My fave is pix and cass. One of my faves is cass as cat wooman because it looks misterious.doot

[stickyfingers]

...wow...talk about some creative talent on here or what???... I have an idea peoples... how about a few of you wonderful people post a couple of more pics of yourselves so that we evil people can do more Photoshop stuff with some new material please???... the images that we do have to play around with are very limiting in what we can do... for instance... Cass... your Avatar that you had on here for a while... (not the one where you were holding an animal... the one before that)... that would be great if you could post that up for us to use as ammunition... OOPS!!! ... I mean... that we can use to ... to... enhance our photoshop skills!!!...please people... more photos???...

... while on the subject of photo shop... HEY DEAN!!! ... it's YOUR turn to be done by the Stickman!!!!... this is you as The Deanminator... um... I mean... The Terminator!!! ...



... now don't feeling all tough and real butch because of that photo mate... because... just to keep your feet well and truley set on the ground... I've decided to counteract all that "butchness"... with this photo of you as FrankenDeaner... oops... again I meant to say Frankenfurter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!... ooooh ... don't you look just sooooo cute!!!!....lololol!!!!!!...



...and while on the subject of The Terminator movies... have you seen the new poster advertising The Terminator : The Sarah Connor Chronicles starring our very own Cassandra Hamilton???...no???... well here it is!!!!... (Doots... if you liked my picture of Cass as Catwoman... what do you think of this one???)...



...I'm just wondering where the rest of your body is Cass... hmmmmm... then again... I suppose I could just Photoshop you a body in eh???... after all... this is the point of this thread isn't it.... Photoshopping???... lol!!!... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Dean Harrison]

CASS - SEEKER - STICKY...............

Your ALL on notice. Sticky - Never Post a Pic of me like that again thanks.- Joke! Testosterone levels dropping!!!! (DMH)

Now a word from my Daughter again -

you are all going down down in china town ooww year.(doots)

We are going up you are going down.(Doot)

[stickyfingers]

...well now... time for some more frivolity... my dear friend Steve Mason... somebody told me that you like to "let your hair down" on occasions!... and snapped this photo of you while in one of those moments... love the hat... nice touch... it makes you look like an authentic wild west cowboy!!!... yippee yiyaaaaaay!!!!!... **Sticky titters to himself** ...



...by the way... Lasso... that Fantasy Island pic was soooooo funny!!!!... brought tears of laughter to my eyes... brilliant!!!!... and speaking of brilliance... Cass... Pixie as Slave Princess Leia... great work!!!... my you ladies are talented!!!... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Dean Harrison]

Hey its doots this is a pic that i did of fingersticky. Hope you all like it.

[Steve Mason]

Payback Muppet style.

[Dean Harrison]

Thankyou i watch hannah montanah all the time thank you so much.doots

[Dean Harrison]

Dad told methat you like fairys so here it is . Hope you like it. doots

[Lasso]

Fantasic picture's Doots and Cass, Keep them coming. Loving the fairy ones.

Here is one for Doots.....

[Dean Harrison]

This is doots do yo like my 4 elves. i am geting into my christmas spirit. doots

[Dean Harrison]

Hey this is doots the people that are behind you are some of my favourite characters on one of my favorite shows.doots.

[stickyfingers]

...wow Doots...great work for someone as young as you my dear!!!... well done!!... I love the one of me as a female guitar player... funny as... Cass and Lasso... good quality stuff there... doesn't Seeker look the part at the mansion eh???... and Steve as Dame Edna!!!... what a screamer that is!!!!!...

... well this time around I've decided to go towards some great masters works and totally wreck them!!... it seemed like the right thing to do somehow... so here goes... firstly... Yowielover1... I said that I was doing one of you... it's actually taken me about 5 times longer than all the other ones to do... but your worth it mate... has anyone ever been to the Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence, Italy to see Michaelangelo's statue of "David" ?... no???... me niether!!... but across the road and two buildings to the left stands Michaelangelo's lesser known statue of "Yowielover1" ... that's right!!!... "Yowielover1" !!!!! as a matter of fact... here's a picture of it!!!!...



... secondly... the instant that I saw Seeker's Avatar... (the one with Steve Irwin)... this image below came straight to my mind!!!... it is by Rembrandt ... I nearly put a speaking bubble next to it with the words... "gee Dean... I can see your house from way up here mate" !!!... but decided to leave it as it is...



... thirdly... the next painting is by Caravaggio it WAS called "David with the head of Goliath" ... but me being me... I've changed it to... "Deadpool with the head of Chewy" ...



... and last but not least of course... Mikka... I know that being out in the scrub for a couple of days on a Yowie hunt must be gruelling... and probably the only thought in your head all that time was... "Man!... I could do with a shower" !!!... well here is an image that you can ponder about while you are all hot and sweaty my friend to inspire you to keep going... I've called it "Mikka and the garden snail" ... I hope that you like it...



...well ...I'm done... oh yeah everyone... how about posting some fresh photo's of yourselves so that we can do some more pic's from other directions... there's only so much that you can do with very small images...please!!!! ... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[stickyfingers]

Hahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!! Go Mikka GO!!! Sticky??? Where on earth did you find a pic of a hot nude guy riding bareback on a racing snail??? I'm stealing 10 gold stars from pixie's golden Zena AYR endorsed bumbag to give to you! That's a crack up!!!! Sorry Mikka

...lol I stumbled across it looking for a photo of Michaelangelo's David statue on the "Google Images" website to do Yowielover1's pic that I did... it was probably on page 23 or something like that ... probably because the statue of David is a nude guy too???... when I saw that picture... it cracked me up... so I used it on Mikka... (he's going to hunt me down and murder me in my sleep... I can feel it in my water)...

... here's one of Stormfreak... it's not very good but his Avatar isn't very big or very clear at all... (hence a good reason for people to post some better pics of themselves)... so I had to Corel Paint parts of it to make it match... (I hope I shaped his nose properly)... I've called this one... "Stormfreak you drinking legend" ... it's the best I could do with this one I'm afraid...



... this next one I did for Joe... when I first saw him he reminded me of Hugh Jackman... then of Indiana Jones...so this is the result...it's called "Indiana Joe THE Raider of the Lost Ark" ...



...nice work Seeker by the way mate... I just LOVE the "Whistler's Mother" one!!!... hilarious is an understatement!!!... well done ... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Yowielover1]

Sticky you have outdone yourself. Its not far off how i look without the wrapper except the winky seems to have been shrunk down a bit. Maybe it was a cold day Thanks

[stickyfingers]

... thanks Cass... the Indiana Joe one was pretty tricky to do but I learned a fair lot from Photoshop trying to acheive that image... but it was fun to do... I'm still only using Photoshop 7 at the moment too... I may buy myself the newest version at Xmas... in the meantime I'll just have to drool about yours until then ...

Sticky you have outdone yourself. Its not far off how i look without the wrapper except the winky seems to have been shrunk down a bit. Maybe it was a cold day Thanks

... thanks mate... do you know how close I came to changing the size of it???... man I was tempted!!!... but I felt that I had desecrated that work of art enough... and besides... you looked pretty cool as a statue as it was!!!... lol... cheers... Stickyfingers.

[Dean Harrison]

OMG! Where does talent go from there? I laughed my socks off so hard that one escaped. Classic GOLD. Sticky, you may win a prize yet.

Seeker - carefull about noises under your couch........

DMH