Dead Yowie.

Unread post by **Hunter** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:08 pm

If you had the body of a dead Yowie, what would you do?

Sell it?

Call the cops?

Call the media?

Tell nobody?

Why?

Do officially non-existant creatures count as endangered animals if they aren't on the list?

Unread post by **back2nature** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:10 pm

I'd call the yowie hunters.
They would know what proper steps to take.

Unread post by **Stainmaster** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:40 pm

i would hide it very well then call dean and guard the corpse until he arrives. I am sure if that happened I would here a semi coming down the track with dean behind the wheel carting the freezer container

Unread post by **magog** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:46 pm

sever the head, a hand, a foot and the testicles, chuck it in the freezer. Do NOT contact ANY government department or official institution ( universties, museums, police, steve irwin )
Get the photos and details on the net, the public must know! and then auction it on e-bay

Unread post by **Conrod** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:49 am

Take himout into the scrub and bury him or burn him. If people discover the truth then they want to see it with their own eyes. That's a great idea until the first 50 of 'em go missing or worse yet someone does actually catch one and cage it, that'd suck. I think they are better left to the way they are seen now something that is shrouded in mystery it could be there but then again it may not.

Unread post by **Jo Blose** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:16 pm

I'd probably wake up.

Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:29 am

I'd go and find the nearest farmer with a truck. Wrap it up and keep it cool until I can get it to a refrigerator. The Woolworths freezer in Dalby or Toowoomba maybe. But I would want to get rid of it as fast as possible. Rare things cause trouble because they are deemed valuable. Maybe a few years later I'd write a book about it and rake in the royalties.

Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:54 am

I'd call the local radio station and say I'd found a previously undiscovered animal.

Unread post by **Jo Blose** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:48 pm

In the occurrence it wasn't a yowie dream:
As everyone around me is on their mobile phones organising freezer trucks and TV interviews, I'd stand there and watch the dead yowie as it faded and de-materialised, leaving only an impression on the ground where it was laying.

Then I'd look at the palm of my hand holding the hairs I'd plucked from the yowie, and watch as they too, de-materialise. Next, I'd review the photos on my digital camera I'd taken of the creature before it became transparent and disappeared, and scratch my head wondering why no images of the creature were recorded. Then, I'd remove the vial of blood in my pocket I'd taken from the dooligarl, and look on in amazement as contains only air.

Finally, I would spend the next three years of my life (before finally moving address and getting a private phone number), fielding accusations from my flesh & blood bretheren that I'd hidden the dead yowie while they were feverishly making their phone calls, hidden the evidence I'd taken, pick pocketed their evidence, tampered with their cameras, and later gave it all to the scoundrel authorities.

Unread post by **MAGZDA** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:28 pm

I would first call Dean at Yowie Hunters and tell him what I've got. Then take hours of footage with me and the dead Yowie and make heaps of copies of the tape. Then go on TV and prove to the world once and for all that they exist. Then sell it.

Thats just me though. Like me or hate me, I don't care. I just hate skeptics.

Cheers

Unread post by **Alex** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:01 pm

the body of a dead yowie..

1) **** myself, and then poke it abit to make sure it was dead
2) grab a video camera & digital camera.. taking photos of every angle, whilst recording all the evidence on tape.
3) take hair, skin samples for safe keeping
4) ring up dean, ask him to come out & have a look-see.. then give it to him to do whatever
5) keep a copy of the video & photos for keepsakes

Unread post by **Maffu** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:44 pm

I was going to post a similar thread to this myself after reading the Agressive Yowies thread and hearing all the conspiracy theories.

Ok, so if the Police/Government authorities are out of the question, then how would you let people know?

If you got high quality video footage, people would claim it is fake. The body would need to be presented - who would you present it to?

Unread post by **bowhunter** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:39 am

Personally i'd take it to my bloke in taxidermy. I'd take some of it freeze it preserve some photograph all of it then have half the body taxidermed (perhaps freeze dry style). I pay him enough he knows to keep his mouth shut. Kinda like when i took the neighbours cat to him...

Unread post by **steven** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:33 am

if i found a dead yowie id preserve it by covering it in bags of ice before it decays and ill take many pictures of it from all angles and samples to prove it to be a yowie before the millitary or other selfish goverment group or organisation steps in to take it and coverup its existance

Unread post by **Wazza** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:31 pm

Tie some string to its arms, sit it on a lounge and film some kind of sit-com.

Unread post by **Big Cats** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:06 pm

Well

I really like the sitcom suggestion. It gave me a good laugh. I could see it there being very animated.

Personally, I would, like everyone else, take every photograph and every sample possible. Then I would sell it and make big big bucks and sink all of that money into crypto research.

But for those of you who want a real body go to Mt. NARAYEN which is West of Mundubbera in Queensland and around 25 43.870 South and 150 46.434 East (GPS Reading) and I have been told by a very reliable source that a body of either a Yowie or a Bear may be found around that location. That was some years ago, so I guess that only the bones will be there now. If they have not already been found or eatern by scavengers. I never had the time or money at that time to go looking, but the informant did ask me to go looking with them. It was another "round to it's" I never got around to. As there are bears in that area, it could have been a dead bear, but who knows it could also have been a dead yowie.

Anyway, great topic to get the brain working.

Paul

Unread post by **Ionfreeze** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:37 am

I'd take a good look around to make sure none of his big friends were nearby.

Ionfreeze

Unread post by **nathe** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:32 am

Conrod wrote:Take himout into the scrub and bury him or burn him. If people discover the truth then they want to see it with their own eyes. That's a great idea until the first 50 of 'em go missing or worse yet someone does actually catch one and cage it, that'd suck. I think they are better left to the way they are seen now something that is shrouded in mystery it could be there but then again it may not.

i agree they should be left a mystery

Unread post by **yumpet** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:43 pm

i reckon your all missing the point that nothing lives forever.... there must have been HEAPS of these things dead at some time, obviously they take better care of thier dead then we do..... so my theory is that IF you ever came across a dead yowie and called dean or your shrink by the time they got there, you would be laying the the indent where a yowie was laying before his/her partner dicovered you over its body and ripped your head off, picked up its partner and dissapeared AGAIN!!

just my 2 cents hehe

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