I particularly like this little tune by 'Stompin' Tom Connors' called "The Sasquatch Song". (I hope you enjoy it too!)
Lyrics:
One day at midnight,
the sun was so bright
The moon had no light, but I could see
This big ol' sasquatch,
said he was top-notch,
at playin' hopscotch Way up in a tree
So I bet my wrist watch,
that big ol'd sasquatch
Would never play hopscotch way up in a tree
Now, there's a sasquatch,
up in a tree crotch
He's got my wrist watch, and he's laughin' at me!
I told the mounties,
throughout the counties
To put some bounties all over B.C.
And stop that sasquatch,
from playin' hopscotch
'Till he gives my wrist watch, right back to me
Then Corporal Savern,
he found a tavern,
in an empty cavern
Where the sun don't shine
And he found a sasquatch,
drinkin' blue blotch
Wearin' a wrist watch,
lookin' just like mine.
So he asked the sasquatch,
where he got the wrist watch
And that big ol' sasquatch, he began to lie
Said he got the wrist watch,
while playin' hopscotch,
Up in a tree crotch, with a stupid old guy!
So the mountie told him,
he could never hold him,
He'd have to scold him, for doing no harm
So they played some hopscotch,
until the sasquatch,
Had the mountie's wrist watch, on his other arm
Now all the mounties,
throughout the counties,
They're placing bounties all over the land
And that big ol' sasquatch,
he won't feel top notch,
When they get their sasquatch, like they get their man
'Cause if that sasquatch,
keeps playin' hopscotch,
There won't be a wrist watch, for miles around
'Cause he'll play hopscotch,
'till he gets your wrist watch
Up in that tree crotch, and he'll never come down!
So don't play hopscotch,
near any old tree crotch,
Until that old, watch stealin', big feelin', hopscotchin' sasquatch is found!
